Adapted from a conversation of Ellis in porn, not even Robert Duvall could turn down a part in this picture. Christmas and the Die Hard franchise will live on long after Bruce Willis’s hips when his son saves mankind.
Jason Ellis Movie Trailers ♫
LL Cool J “Get These Balls” ♫
Did you know that LL Cool J discovered The Jingleberries? Here’s the very first song parody Cullen and Cechnicki ever collaborated on for The Jason Ellis Show.
Crash Test Cowfucking ♫
Michael Tully used to go by quite a different name when The Jason Ellis Show first began. Far as we know, he never actually fucked a cow, making Tully the first of the official Wolfknives with a reckless nickname we’ll never forget.
Bumpy Banana ♫
Interns of all afflictions have come and gone. Only one we know of, though, had genital warts. In case “Wartcock” wasn’t obvious enough for you.
Meatloaf Sucks Cock With Vagina ♫
If you weren’t present during the Stretch era of producing the Jason Ellis Show, this song is entirely out of context. And that’s okay.