Adapted from a conversation of Ellis in porn, not even Robert Duvall could turn down a part in this picture. Christmas and the Die Hard franchise will live on long after Bruce Willis’s hips when his son saves mankind.
Did you know that LL Cool J discovered The Jingleberries? Here’s the very first song parody Cullen and Cechnicki ever collaborated on for The Jason Ellis Show.
Michael Tully used to go by quite a different name when The Jason Ellis Show first began. Far as we know, he never actually fucked a cow, making Tully the first of the official Wolfknives with a reckless nickname we’ll never forget.
Interns of all afflictions have come and gone. Only one we know of, though, had genital warts. In case “Wartcock” wasn’t obvious enough for you.
If you weren’t present during the Stretch era of producing the Jason Ellis Show, this song is entirely out of context. And that’s okay.